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kurbigame

September 17th, 2013, 8:38 pm

seen in this picture is the main character, kurbi, followed by his eager sidekick, burey, slashing a sword that's no better than a stick in attempt to dispel fowl air surrounding him (oh yeah carbon is there too)

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Kirbymaster,

September 17th, 2013, 8:54 pm

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So I made this game a while ago, and after like a month of having it sit around I decided to release it to the public

Since the gamemaker sandbox is taken down, you can't play it any more. Unless, someone were to release a cracked version in the later down in the comments.

And yes, it's a "joke game" (and by that I mean several aspects of the game *coughcoughGRAPHICScoughcough* were intentionally made to be as stupid and flawed as possible in a lame attempt to squeeze out the tiniest bit of humor. (I don't think it worked))

Only the beta-testers of the game (and those who didn't really beta-test but sorta acknowledged that they could if they wanted to) got a cameo in the game, so don't think I left you out just because I don't like you or some other reason.

And on another note, there's a secret second ending but it's kinda really stupidly hidden and I doubt anyone will find it out without getting hints from a beta-tester or I.

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User's Comments

Sapar,

September 17th, 2013, 9:07 pm

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GAH! Kirbymaster why u require download for game? *n*

Ryjora,

September 17th, 2013, 9:11 pm

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What if your heart breaks and your body stops getting the blood it truly needs. Oh well I guess they'll die.
Maybe THAT'S why in so many games you die when you run out of hearts

Firecat1311,

September 17th, 2013, 9:54 pm

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@Sapar: ...Because all games larger than an extremely simple flash game require downloading? There really is just no other way to do it.

Sapar,

September 17th, 2013, 9:55 pm

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@Firecat1311: But.. That's MEAN... ;n;

Firecat1311,

September 17th, 2013, 10:04 pm

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@Sapar: It's perfectly natural, and it's the only thing that can be done with Gamemaker games unless we can somehow produce the 100+ dollars needed to get the version that can make in-browser games that don't need to be downloaded.
Besides, it's not like it would take that long to download, especially compared to other, bigger games out there.

Pen the Human,

September 18th, 2013, 5:32 am

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@Kirbymaster: i rly want to play dis game





























dat lipstick

Sapar,

September 18th, 2013, 6:28 am

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@Firecat1311: I know, it's just*sniff* WAAAAAA! I DON'T WANNA SLOW MY COMPUTER!!!! ;;;;;;n;;;;;;nnnnn;;

kirby knight 1000,

September 18th, 2013, 7:11 am

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@Sapar: Dude, its not.
I have a mac with 8 gamecube roms
and minecraft
and portal 2
and a bunch of ds roms and its fine
here i will download it, only if it can run on mac...
does it?

jmleleven,

September 18th, 2013, 2:39 pm

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@Kirbymaster: "Only the beta-testers of the game (and those who didn't really beta-test but sorta acknowledged that they could if they wanted to) got a cameo in the game, so don't think I left you out just because I don't like you or some other reason."

begins violently coughing

Firecat1311,

September 18th, 2013, 2:47 pm

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@jmleleven: You imply that you didn't get a cameo when in fact you did
stopid

DryKirby64,

September 18th, 2013, 3:50 pm

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I dunno, I think you left me out because you didn't like me or some other reason

Kirbymaster,

September 18th, 2013, 4:01 pm

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@Sapar: First of all; what Fire said. It's impossible to make games that don't require downloading without paying a lot of money, and second of all, I really don't see how downloading a game and deleting it when you're done would slow your computer at all.

Kirbymaster,

September 18th, 2013, 4:07 pm

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@jmleleven: First of all, both you and Fire (or Dry) didn't get cameos because I was planning on adding NPCs but scratched that idea later and was too lazy (typical KM) to make rearrangements. And second of all you got a cameo and your name is in the credits so I don't see what's bothering you.

(double comment both with "first of all" wheeeeee)

Sapar,

September 18th, 2013, 4:17 pm

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@Kirbymaster: Oh yeah, didn't think of that :l

How long is the game, though?

Kirbymaster,

September 18th, 2013, 4:44 pm

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@Sapar: It has four levels, a secret level, and a secret ending. There's also an extra game (basically the main game with less health) after the secret ending is finished.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, to anyone playing the game, hit F1 to see controls.

Sapar,

September 18th, 2013, 8:02 pm

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Maybe I'll try it sometime...

hippo986,

September 18th, 2013, 11:16 pm

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@Sapar: dude.....a download this.miniscule couldnt even slow down my nook if i downloaded it like 50 times. Im sure an actual computer thats made to support downloads could handle it and it may as well speed up.
also i dont get it. Why do you think these graphics are bad. Ive seen way worse.

Sapar,

September 19th, 2013, 5:40 am

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@hippo986: M'gldy.

Firecat1311,

September 19th, 2013, 1:56 pm

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@hippo986: Well, he did just scribble them in without putting in any effort, so logically most people would see them as bad. I will admit they look okay in a, uh, stylized kind of way.

Kirbymaster,

September 20th, 2013, 7:04 pm

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@Samurott: *looks at tumblr*
yeah i can see how that would make sense

Kirbymaster,

September 22nd, 2013, 8:09 pm

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@Samurott: How did I know that you would immediately get all defensive and start spouting sarcasm like a broken water pipe?

Firecat1311,

September 22nd, 2013, 9:24 pm

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@Kirbymaster: Because he IS a broken water pipe. Haven't you seen the photos?

Firecat1311,

September 24th, 2013, 6:27 pm

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@Samurott: leaking water on a KM like that may cause unhealthy side effects to everyone on the planet

Kirbymaster,

September 24th, 2013, 8:29 pm

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@Samurott: To me, sarcasm either means "I'm intentionally being stupid and joking around" or "I'm being a stuck-up brat"; both cases which should be ignored.



(hint hint)

Kirbymaster,

September 27th, 2013, 9:25 pm

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@Samurott: How about this: If you somehow manage to scrape together ONE comment without sarcasm, I'll write a deeply worded apology letter to you.

Firecat1311,

September 28th, 2013, 12:39 pm

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@Samurott: KM's point is that the stupid comments here are nothing compared to the general stupid of pretty much everything in tumblr, whether they're meant to be joking posts or not.

Kuribo,

September 26th, 2014, 1:17 pm

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It's taken down? Why?

jmleleven,

September 30th, 2014, 5:52 pm

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@Kuribo:
"[6:50:44 PM] KM: it just mysteriously vanished one day"
i didnt know either so i asked him
r.i.p. in pizza, kurbigame
your legacy will live on

jmleleven,

September 30th, 2014, 6:54 pm

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@jmleleven:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/qi4d5j9knfdzncq/kurbigame-BETA-0.4.2-CRACKED.zip?dl=0
silently leaves this reuploaded copy here

Yoskichu,

March 9th, 2017, 3:48 pm

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Let's see here... okay, gonna start moving oh hia carbon where was I oh tater, did you just call me gay? Shoi youcn jn oh Gigli how come tater isnt doing squat butt u r? Ooh another heart Gigli y did u just truw uself of a clif I don't care o an ax lol "is there trouble alsewere" no "idiot there iz" nu screw dis

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